Sorry about Wendy’s. Get a baked potato.

NOTE: Here are more text messages exchanged today (me still in the car in Florida). I know I shouldn’t be texting him, but I just miss him so much, I can’t help it. Plus he started it today. He emailed me a smart-ass email to which I responded “u r a dick.....” to which he responded via text:

P: U know i was just messing around and that I would never hump any of your friends.

W: I know. and i knew you would respond like that. i am fucking sick of being in the car!!

W: I still don’t want you to hum anyone. I am really sad about our break-up.

P: How much longer?

P:I meant in the car :) :)

W: I know. like 4 hrs.

P: Can’t u sing some songs about being nice in Wisconsin with ur Mom to pass the time?

W: No. My parents think I am judgmental and snotty.

P: Oh! Just finished the goddam refinance! Finally! So you will have your money soon.

P: U are

W: Congrats! that is great for u. amen sista!

W: Fuck I am. Well that is all they see.

P:They just need to hang out in Philly for a day. Then they will think you are a goddam saint.

W: Screw you for not being in love with me. this trip would be a million times better with

u

P: I said I would still come!

W: I wouldnt be able to handle it without being a huge mess. remember how much i can cry? crying, crazy me is no fun. going to eat....at wendy’s.....you are better off in philly

P: You wouldn’t cry. We would have fun but whatever. Sorry about Wendy’s. Get a baked potato.

W: I don’t think you fully understand that I am in love with u and am broken hearted dear.

W: florida+wendy’s= new level of trash

P: Take pictures!

W: I tried. Couldn’t get close enough.

P: And I do fully understand. I’m just being selfish.

W: U know we would have fun, but it would make me love you more

P: I know

W: I wish everyday you would change your mind.

P: It’s not my mind I have to change....

W: Well then your pheromones

P: Working on it

W: And that’s not something you can change.

P: U never know

W: I don’t know dear. its been ten years and I am still not attracted to Appleton.

P: U aren’t really working it on though

W: How am I supposed to work on it? I will do anything!

P: Appleton

W: Oh you mean with Appleton - I didn’t try with him. No, I didn’t try.

P: But if you were maybe it would change

W: I want you to really be in love with me. I don’t want u to force it.

W: That last text message I sent you broke my already broken heart.

P: Sorry

W: Not your fault. I am always grateful for your honesty....even if it broke my heart. it’s ok, pennsylvania. i love you even if you don’t love me back.