I wish you were in hell like me

NOTE: The texting continues......

W: Wish I was there getting snowed in with you :( I hate this vacation.

P: Snowed is an understatement. This is hard core. There are gonna be frozen bums galore!

W: Awww. i am so depressed - i am miserable. i don’t talk to anyone. this couldn’t be much worse. i just want to go home....wherever that is.

P: Jesus, I am here if you need to chat.

W: i should not have come.

W: U aren’t here - thats the problem

P: maybe it would be worse if i was....

W: it can’t be worse. i want to take a bath with the hairdryer.

W: (that was a (dark) joke)

P: Ha.

W: I wish you were in hell like me.

W: instead you get a snowstorm with your friends

P: No one is here actually. And it is a bit depressing.

W: Good. I hope it makes u miss me and feel alone.

P: It does. I’m not quite at the point of suicide but could work on that if you want.

W: Lol - we could pull a romeo and juliet

W: Your pheromones are fucked up.

P: Maybe they are yours and mine are fine!

W: no darling. I repeat YOUR pheromones are fucked up.

W: sorry I am being an ass. my heart is just so broken. i am feeling dead with grief.

P: I was just kidding, jesus!

W: Just sat down in the movie theater. again - sorry. I just love you - that’s why. wish i was there to cuddle through the storm.

P: How many more days?

W: Don’t leave until Friday and then 24 hrs in the car. I wish I had money I would fly home tom.

P: I could mail your check to FL

W: LOL. u should buy my a tkt for all the pain and suffering u caused. i am depressed bc of you.

P: If I had the money I would fly u wherever you wanted to go.

W: Does it make you feel good to have someone pining over you?.....movie starting, bye.