I don't have much to say to you.

I will let you choose your next girl-friend. This lovely lady or....

or...

one of these winners..... Who is the lucky lady????

Dear Pennsylvania,

I am completely over analyzing your email you sent to me. It was very cold and to the point. What does that mean? Are you mad at me? Are you kissing Chicago girls and therefore are being extra distant because you know it would break my Wisconsin heart? Have you decided that you don't want to be my friend? OMG! Did you fall in love with the singer? Please tell me no.

Ugh. I think you leave Chicago in 2 days. Amen. I can't stand you there. Sorry, I am crazy, but you already know that.

I don't have much to say to you. I am mostly just annoyed you are in still in the Midwest. Don't you know this is my section of the country?

Love

Wisconsin