Monday, December 13, 2010

I am a self-masochist.

it wasn't his profile, but it was close enough.
image from leloveimage.blogspot.com

Dear Pennsylvania,

I am a self-masochist. I think I am going to vomit. Seriously. I just looked at some pictures of you on FB in Chicago. Now I am in hell.

Seriously, my stomach is churning and my anxiety level is red hot.

I hate your stupid yoga pose, I hate you buried in the sand, I hate you wearing that stupid orange scarf. I hate you playing video games. I hate your profile in shadow. I hate that you are having fun and living your life without me. You suck.

I hate that I am friends with your friends on facebook.

No love,
Wisconsin


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