I definitely don't want you to get arsenic poisoning.

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This is another actual email to Pennsylvania

By the way I don't want you to suffer. It makes my heart hurt to think how much suffering you have endured thus far. I love you and truly want the world for you. I want you to have joy and happiness. I don't want you to get squashed by a your next (fat) girl-friend. I definitely don't want you to get arsenic poisoning. I do want you to have a well adjusted life - full of love and more love and fulfillment. Sorry I said those things. If there is one thing I have brought into your life, please let it be love - please let it be that you deserve all the love you give.

I just wish that we could share that love together.

xoxoxo

Wisconsin